Chikito's day out....

It was a beautiful day, it started like every other day, I woke up a bit late and I had to hurry so I don't get to work late, to avoid my oga's wahala. She didn't like me much and I didn't want to give her room to talk trash to me. I had no time to make up or feel pretty as i was already running late.

I got to work in good time and was told Countess Dracula had to travel to abuja because she was summoned by our oga at the top. I happy die! I can bet that my colleagues were happy about it too. Jeezs! That woman can nag for Africa! I'm pretty sure she had man issues because she is so darn ugly and by ugly, I don't mean facial she is extremely feminist and bitter she wears it like makeup. The only men she employs are menial staff . As soon as it was 2 o clock, a colleague of mine and I decided to run away from work (by the way, she is my partner in crime) I gave a flimsy excuse but my plan was to go and see my friend Katie who just had a baby. I hadn't really had the time to see her because of how late I close everyday so leaving work at 2 felt like prison break walahi!

Anita my colleague has a penchant for flagging down cars. She too like free ride kai! The first time I went out with her, I was a bit uncomfortable because of stories I had heard in the past, ritual killings, kidnap and all, but she'll say "Girlie bone na lekki we dey nothing dey happen" so my liver had undergone several Stages of cooking and believe me, it still wasn't done.

It was quite sunny and we didn't have much money on us so she decided to do her thing. Me as learner, I just dey follow her for back like twitter. We crossed over to the other side of the road and it wasn't long before we were able to catch a free ride and we hopped in and in our most courteous voices, we greeted him and told him our destination. We kept saying thank you God bless you and this cow of a man was just answering and saying thank God.

We were whispering and gossiping in hushed tones. We talked about how dirty the inside of the guy's car was bla bla bla and we almost forgot our bus stop and we told our darling man that we wanted to get off as we had reached our destination. I used my sexiest voice tell this man thank you oh! As I wan come down, he said in a very pasuma Barry White voice, "Your money is 3000 naira" chineke! My voice seize! Tell me my boss doesn't have any hand in this!