BEAUTIFUL NONSENSE!!!!

      Life of an Abuja girl(Tega)

      WHAT IF SHE IS THE ONE
I was having a drink with my friends in a lounge one night when I overhead a discussion by some guys in the next table. They were four of them and they were really good looking..They were talking about girls obviously 'cause their expressions gave them away. They were talking about a friend of theirs who was seeing a girl who in their opinion was beneath him. They were wondering why Jude,that appeared to be the friend in question's name,should be hobnobing with a girl like that. It was totally beyond their understanding why a guy as good looking as Jude should settle for a girl without class.

The first guy said there is absolutely no way in the world he can have a thing with a girl that isn't beautiful,sexy, classy,exciting and fun. As far as he was concerned,it's only a guy without game that can ask a drab and classless girl out. What possibly can a simple girl offer him, he wondered. What fun can she bring to his life? Why should he leave the abundance of hot and sexy girls and date the kind of girl that Jude is with? When I say guys are clueless,I get looked at like I'm insane. Isn't this a clear example of my observation?????

I am all for a guy dating a beautiful, hot,sexy and exciting girl..If u see a girl with all these qualities,by all means go for her. We all know that guys are moved by what they see and controlled by what they touch. Eighty five percent of guys make a move on a girl because they find her either sexually attractive or physically attractive..A guy makes his assessment on a girl most times,based on her physicality, and he makes advances on her based solely on that..Since this is the premise,why then do guys complain about their relationship never working??Why then do they complain about walking in and out of relationships faster than it takes them to say Jack Daniels???

Guys are clueless..yes I said it..guys are absolutely,completely and totally clueless, vain and shallow. You date a girl because she's hot. You date a girl because you want to show her off to your friends and have their jaws drop from her absolute gorgeousness..You want to date a girl that is sexy and classy..You ignore the fact that that absolutely scorching girl is the one that might burn every semblance of sanity in your life..That sexy girl that could bring so much mess into your life and drive you to the point were you begin to toy with the idea of strangling yourself with your shoe lace.. Yes,that  beautiful,sexy,hot and classy girl might turn your whole world inside out.

What if that unbeautiful,unsexy,unhot,
Unclassy girl is the one designed to bring you satisfaction and joy like you have never known before. What if she is the one that would make your life beautiful and complete you? You refuse to give her a chance because you think she isn't worth it? You refuse to give her even the slightest shot because your shallowness overrides your sense of a decent judgment. If only those guys at the table across from me had the faintest idea how ridiculously lame their theory is,maybe perhaps they would have switched to a safer topic like who Chelsea would demolish next in the EPL.

As a guy,you need to look beyond the physicality of a girl. You need a girl with substance not just a girl with a pretty face and a hot body..Don't get blinded and side tracked by what you think you want so much that what you really need walks right in front of you and you don't even see it. You have to adopt a new attitude in your search for your soul mate..You have to open your eyes and make a choice like a man not a hormone crazed teenager..

PS:If your soulmate ends up being a beautiful,hot,sexy and classy girl with substance and a good attitude like me,then you are one hell of a lucky brother..#wink#

Xoxo
The Tega series in fast coming to an end :-( sulking....

ANOTHER SHARK TALE!!!!!

      Life of an Abuja girl
             (Tega)

I had d funniest dream ever,and i'm still reeling with laughter at the extent my subconscious can go to concort such an extraordinarily amusing dream. The human mind is something I'll forever be in awe of. Most of you may not know this,but our dreams are a product of our imagination,and our imagination is just  our mind spewing out it's creativity. Our  dreams is just an avenue through which our subconscious balances and sorts out our conscious. so,it was quite amusing having a dream that left me a bit hazed out

I'm guessing you all are wondering what this dream is about..I'm not gonna let your imagination spiral,I'm just going to spill it out*wink*
I don't know if this happens to everyone or just me, but when I am dreaming,I always know it is a dream. So i never get crumbled or emotionally crushed when i wake up from an interesting dream only to realize it was just a dream..There's this extremely annoying girl I used to know  back in school. She was so irritating that i avoided her like a plague. I'm not one to get involved in girl drama because it's usually very draining and exhausting but Cristal,that's her name by the way, made it impossible for me not to get entangled in her stupid drama. She was always up in my business, and I hated it like crazy..She had the personality of an over crazed teenager,and her greatest past time was upsetting me..she got off on making me miserable and it gave her life so much pleasure..So many times I had thought up ways to get back at her,but I was always too chicken to execute it,so,I just let her get away with all her crap praying that karma will dish it to her instead

Here I am how many years after,thinking I had finally gotten her out of my life,only to go to bed and have her show up in my dream..oops..isn't that a bummer? And if u think having her feature in my dream was the mother of all surprises,wait until you hear what happened in it(laughing out loud)

I was on a private beach,completely relaxed,having a tall drink of margarita,with the beach air all up on my sexy body,with my eyes closed and series of naughty thoughts running through my head..The world didn't exist to me at that point cos i was in cloud 9,or 10 as the case may be. I was basking in this euphoria when suddenly,I felt someone approaching me. I opened my eyes and standing just above me was the last person in the world I wanted to see..yes u guessed right,it was Cristal in all her irritating glory..I never knew a person could experience varying emotions all at once..disbelief,annoyance,confusion,rage,wonder,shock..yes,I felt all of that all at once.

Cristal just stood there looking at me as I made no move to get off the beach ground. She opened her mouth to speak and before she could say one annoying word to me,I stood up,reached for her hair and started dragging her through the beach. I dragged her into the beach and a giant shark swallowed her up,and everywhere became silent. The shark looked at me as if to say well done, turned and went back into the water. Then I burst into laugh. I laughed like I haven't laughed before. I laughed until I woke up from my dream. I laughed while awake lying on my bed. And I laughed and wondered how my mind could come up with such a fantastically cartoonish dream..Then I realized that like most dreams,my mind was merely sorting out something that was buried deep within my subconscious. I had no idea my mind was still wrapped around that girl and why I never did anything to pay her back for every annoyance she ever threw my way. I had no idea that after how many years,I wasn't completely satisfied that I allowed her get away. So,I just held on to that annoyance,completely unaware,until my dream sorted it out for me.. While I was having the dream,I was very well aware it was a dream,but I tell you,it never diminished the satisfaction of watching her get eaten up by a shark,even though it wasn't real.

I tell you,I can never get over my awe for the programing of the human mind..No matter how much we try to side step our minds,it's too much for us to conquer because it will always be a step ahead of us..That dream taught me a lot..And like I said,I'm still reeling from the effect of it.. So whatever happened to Cristal,I never did hear anytin about her..I have no clue where she is..Who knows,maybe one of these days,she's going to stumble into a shark infested beach and get swallowed by a shark(rolling on the floor laughing)..ok ok,I'm just joking.Tega doesn't have any evil bone in her body(rolling my eyes conspiratorily)
Xoxo.
PS its mine and my little nephew's birthday today, so i am getting set for the activities i have planned out for us. Would fill you all in next week. Toodles! Xoxo Karina.