twenty naira AIDS!

Hello fellas, trust your month is starting on a good note. The recent happenings in town, kinda threw me down memory lane. Of a fact, both male and female likewise,have experienced some form of sexual harrassment or abuse. some are lucky and some are not that fortunate eg facebook Cynthia.

I dont mean any disrespect but what kinda chic embarks on such an adventure to wonderland without as much as telling a close friend or sibling where she is going and to do what?

Our society isnt as holy or as safe as we think sometimes.In the end, its only God, who keeps us safe.

Back to what i really wanna share. (Lemme not deviate) I was fortunate enough, to get into uni early. i had barely turned 16 and life for me, couldnt get any sweeter so i thought.(Lol) how childish of me.

I was a tomboy, and expected every other dude to treat me just the way  my brothers would. Innocence or naivety, call it what you will.

I was kinda ignorant of the fact that boys wont always reason like brothers

I learnt that in the most unpleasant way.(Smh!)

I had  a group of male friends in uni and our friendship never went beyond the school premises, until that fateful day.  

We were done with classes and were heading home when one of hello hi buddies in school offered me a ride home. in ma mind, i was happy  i had saved  20bucks tfare, so i hopped in(awoof). By the time Dracula approached the estate gate, he suggested i came to know where he lives. I obliged and shortly after,we were at his place.

He didnt live alone but he had a room to himself in the flat he shared with fellow vampires, Blade and the twilight crew. Before i could say Jack, Dracular locked the door with key(shu!) levels. He slotted in a movie (how Stella got her groove back i think). Then came the kissing scene. Bobo started bringing out his winch teeth to suck virgin blood. chai! ayaf suffer.

I resisted his shaggy touch on ma skin. He kept trying and my strenght was no match for his conji strenght. dear God, this wasnt how i planned ma first "S". I had to put ma brains on over drive ( thank God for oyinbo film) 

I told the ojuju to relax. I mustered courage and asked him what he wanted.    You wanna shag me? The idiot said yes. I said you for talk since na.

Quick thinking moi, told him to get naked and in a split second, he was naked and ready to giddy up like say i be horse(mstceeew). I said "not so fast baby" I convinced the nama to go and take a shower while i undressed. He rushed straight to the bathroom.

The golden opportunity for prison break! I rushed out as fast as my legs could carry me. I didnt look back self. wheeeew! pheeew! that was indeed close. i have since borrowed myself brain. The guy for just gimme 20 naira AIDS! Thank God oh!