My Confessions.....

I have been doing alot of soul searching this week. For the one millionth time in ma life, it has hit me again that sinners wont go to heaven and that Jesus is coming soon.

I take it seriously because so many things are happening in this world of our's that points to the fact that its not very far off. i have repented and i try by the grace of God to be in line with what i have learnt from the word of God. Just like any normal person, i have had ma own fair share of mischief and naughtyness.

I was going through my old pictures from school days, when i came across a picture of  an old class mate of mine. The memory of what i did to her, hit me afresh and in as much as im truely sorry for what i did to her, i couldnt stop laughing. This friends, is ma first confession.

Miss S.U wanna be, was a born again, no earing wearing, no trouser wearing and natural haired girl. We were in the same hall (hostel). She was indeed pretty.  Beauty with brains is how best to describe her. However there was a snag. Nobody is perfect i know please dont judge  me. She  was  one hell of a wanna be and an unrepentant longerthroat! Tufia!!!!

S.U loved food so much, she could take candy from a baby *rme and to crown it all, she so wanted to belong but didnt want to look bad in the eyes of her fellow churchillos. My birthday fell within our resumption period, so i took my cake to school. S.U practically ate all my cake and i decided to teach her a lesson but i had to wait for the right time.

Val's day came and what better tme to go for the kill(mischevious grin)? Our hostel was out of bounds to males and as such, whenever a guy needed to see anyone, he went straight to the potter's lodge, where the potter incharge,  used the PA system to call whoever.

It was a free day for most of us and the val gifts started pouring in early.  Whenever the potter made any announcement, we all rushed out cherring and stylishly checked who got what. Prior to this, i had  sent love notes to SU with the promise of revealing myself to her on val's day as i was a secret admirer. I patiently waited for the hostel to get quiet and then headed straight to the potter's lodge with the rotten fufu i had carefully packed in several cartons, making sure it was the biggest val's gift yet. it didnt take long before she was called and trust girls na, they were all shocked as per SU dey do val? I joined the crowd of cheering Moremites and trust me, girls tripped. some were even jealous.

SU open your gift na! for where? she must have read the  wordings of the val card over a thousand times. Evening came and she eventually opened her gift. i wont forget in a hurry, the look on her face. Girls laughed so hard, they had tears in their eyes. She started reigning curses i felt fulfiled inside and  even danced yahoozee in ma mind. little did i know that ma reward wasnt far away. A whole val's day, all ma gbo gbo bigs boys boyfriend gave me was a measly one carton of indomie noodles. Gosh!! the shame no be here walahi. who come like food pass? Me or SU?

Please if you are reading this my dear SU, please forgive me. please dont judge me.