A Girl's guide to a painless relatIonship

1. Never throw yourself at a man( they might have you but, they will never keep you)
2. If he wants to be with you, he will go out of his way to be there.
3. He doesnt deserve you if he makes passes at your friendss and flirts with them at the sLightest opportunity.
4. If you feel more pain than pleasure,then it isnt worth the *ish
5. You could be rude sometimes(tongue out) but never proud.
6. Never date guy out of pity.
7. If you are not feeling the relationship,phuleeeeeze! feel free to break up*RME. better a broken relationship than an unhappy marriage.
8. There is nothing that trips a man like a born again sister, because you like her but you cant touch her (you know what i mean)
9. If he cheats on his gf with you,chances are, he will cheat on you too.
10. When you feel love lorn,its best to fill yourself with the holy spirit. He will comfort you.
11. Never! As in never use prayers to replace obedience. It never solves any spiritual need.ie obedience to God's word.
12. Never double date. It adds no extra value to you! prophet B says so!

one of man's personal battles( spiritual you versus physical you)

Why? Why? Why? Its probably the biggest question ever asked. It even sounds bigger than the three letter word it actually is.(Smh!) God almighty said to us "pay your tithe, vows and pledges and see if i wont rebuke the devourer for your sake". Then, why is this simple task so difficult to obey? "Abegi! E no make sense jor" some of you might say. Ehn " God will not come down from heaven to collect small money from us na", "he knows i dont have enough, he gats understand na" Wait a minute! Stop for a second and think! How well have you been faring financially since you stopped paying your tithes? Please let me guess (big grin) bills, bills, and more bills(eyes rolling) and you say to yourself "i cant give accountof how i spent this month" (in Helen Paul voice). Hmmm, i smell a devourer somewhere see! Look ehn, let me tell you, you still pay your tithes, the only difference is, its paid into the wrong account and you know what that means? (In heavy jamaican accent) No blessings! Imagine a life without blessings from God.It can almost be likened to suffering in the midst of plenty. You dont wanna go there do you? Do the right thing then!goodluck! Toodles... Mr B.

finally, Mr Book Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ out ☀̤̣̈̇f the closet.

Hello friends, ℓ̊†̥ Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ with §Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ much delight that i introduce my dear friend Mr Book to you all. Mr B as i will refere to him from here on, is an old friend of mine. He was my only means of escape from the brutal walls of boarding school. I told him everything. We. Shared laughs, fears, secrets, dreams and aspirations. In him ,many images in my head came to life eg my goofy fashion drawings that has overtime improved. Thanks to technology, i can finally share my thoughts on just about anything with you my friends. Please feel free to leave comments and tell me what you think eh! Please note that Mr B aint no proffessor, he is just a regular dude who sees and sighs or sometimes has something to say about all that happens around us. Happy reading. Mr B

finally, Mr Book Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ out ☀̤̣̈̇f the closet.

Hello friends, ℓ̊†̥ Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ with §Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ much delight that i introduce my dear friend Mr Book to you all. Mr B as i will refere to him from here on, is an old friend of mine. He was my only means of escape from the brutal walls of boarding school. I told him everything. We. Shared laughs, fears, secrets, dreams and aspirations. In him many images in my head came to life eg my goofy fashion drawings that has overtime improved. Thanks to technology, i can finally share my thoughts on just about anything with you my friends. Please feel free to leave comments and tell me what you think eh! Please note that Mr B aint no prefessor, he is just a regular dude who sees and sighs or sometimes has something to say about all that happens around us. Happy reading. Mr B